I almost won tickets to Utah vs. BYU, almost. I often listen to a local radio station here in Utah, Kall 700 AM radio. This station had a contest today to win tickets to the "Holy War." The contest was to e-mail a game day checklist for a BYU fan or a Utah fan. The fun in this was that you were to make the game day checklist for the other fan. So, I being a Ute fan was to make a game day checklist for a BYU fan. The contest was to end at 6:00 pm, so I hurry and put a quick list together a little after 5:00 pm. The idea was to be very creative so I did my best with the short notice. The rules were that if they read your entry over the air you would be in the running at the end of the hour. They had a group of about six that were going through the e-mails. Just a few minutes after sending my entry, my entry was read. I wish I could had recorded the audio, because the person reading it was cracking up, but in the end they went with another entry. But, for your enjoyment and because of rivalry week I will post my entry. ENJOY!
BYU game day checklist
Friday 21, November
4:00pm Begin fast for the cougars.
Saturday 22, November
7:30 am Oh My Heck! I woke up late this morning because our Elders Quorum had to set up chairs at church on Friday night because we will be too upset after the loss on Saturday night to set them up.
7:45 am Go to service project for lonely Utah Ute (SINNER!) fan in our ward this morning, laid sod. Hopefully doing service for a Ute fan will help the Cougars win. “Do Good things off the field.”
9:00 am Took a load of old personal items to DI. Service again!, it can only help the Cougars.
10:00 am Go to Wal-Mart. Need to go early today it is game day. Need to pick up jello and some carrots and caffeine-free Dr. Pepper for the game. Have to take the kids. The wife is gone to a shower.
12:00 pm Iron my white shirt for church. I really wish we could wear blue shirts to church. Fetch!
1:00 pm Go home-teaching. 100% this month, November only. Hopefully this will bless the cougars to win today.
2:00 pm Make jello with shredded carrots for game day. Mothers recipe from Relief Society Cook Book.
3:00 pm Pray for the cougars and pray that the next prophet will not have attended the University of Utah like the last two have.
4:00 pm End fast for the cougars.
4:00 pm Watch the the Fetchin Utes beat our Cougars.
9:00 pm Pray for forgiveness for all the fetchin words I said during the game. Promise to do my home teaching every month next year to help the Cougars win next year.
10:00 pm Get Primary lesson ready for church. I hope I get released soon.
Karl Schempp
Utah Ute Fan
Lonely Ute fan in Utah County
Friday 21, November
4:00pm Begin fast for the cougars.
Saturday 22, November
7:30 am Oh My Heck! I woke up late this morning because our Elders Quorum had to set up chairs at church on Friday night because we will be too upset after the loss on Saturday night to set them up.
7:45 am Go to service project for lonely Utah Ute (SINNER!) fan in our ward this morning, laid sod. Hopefully doing service for a Ute fan will help the Cougars win. “Do Good things off the field.”
9:00 am Took a load of old personal items to DI. Service again!, it can only help the Cougars.
10:00 am Go to Wal-Mart. Need to go early today it is game day. Need to pick up jello and some carrots and caffeine-free Dr. Pepper for the game. Have to take the kids. The wife is gone to a shower.
12:00 pm Iron my white shirt for church. I really wish we could wear blue shirts to church. Fetch!
1:00 pm Go home-teaching. 100% this month, November only. Hopefully this will bless the cougars to win today.
2:00 pm Make jello with shredded carrots for game day. Mothers recipe from Relief Society Cook Book.
3:00 pm Pray for the cougars and pray that the next prophet will not have attended the University of Utah like the last two have.
4:00 pm End fast for the cougars.
4:00 pm Watch the the Fetchin Utes beat our Cougars.
9:00 pm Pray for forgiveness for all the fetchin words I said during the game. Promise to do my home teaching every month next year to help the Cougars win next year.
10:00 pm Get Primary lesson ready for church. I hope I get released soon.
Karl Schempp
Utah Ute Fan
Lonely Ute fan in Utah County
3 comments:
That was good! You should have won! FETCH!
This is hilarious!!! Wish I could have heard it on the radio---I bet it made someone's day. Also wish you could have won tickets--maybe next time.
Yo Mama
They should have given you tickets because Daddy worked at KALL when we lived in SLC back in the "stone age". You should have had first choice!!!
Yo Mama
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